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Monday, September 28, 2009

joke of the day

for (Wife VS Husband)

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.

Men want 3 qualities in wives - Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.

Q : Why do women live longer than men?
A : Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
does!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my
headache, one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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