for (Wife VS Husband)
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.
Men want 3 qualities in wives - Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.
Q : Why do women live longer than men?
A : Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my
headache, one day I'll kill u.
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my
headache, one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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